Beer Pong and Disease

The local Von's is selling PING PONG BALLS IN THE BEER COOLER, right next to the malt liquor.

I really should love this. Beer pong is fun. I live in a progressive society where the retailers make it convenient to buy all the supplies for drinking games in one easy to find place in the store.

There is a dark side to this. It is the H1N1 Virus.

The Swine Flu will spread through college communities; killing off the bright young minds of our future. {leaving me to rule in their absence}

So young, so full of potential. So Why did he drink beer from a plastic Solo cup that had a ping pong ball floating in it that had just been on the floor, in Dirty Bob's hand, in Stacia's ass crack and in every other identical Solo cup in the frat house?

" the idea is to die young as late as possible"-
Ashley Montaqu

TS